Once handsome Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey has turned into Rasputin

Is somebody going to push him into an icy river as well?

Hey Anashtashia c’mere try shome of this Moshcow Mule, ish terrif!

Oh my god. Could he not at least have found out how to use the business end of a hairbrush before testifying in front of Congress?

To say nothing of the piercing. Uggghhh.

Tech CEOSs are like Dr Manhattan when he decided he was above wearing clothes anymore. Except substitute grooming for nudity.

He's going full-on Howard Hughes. He really was very handsome once upon a time. There are obviously mental health issues going on there. Too bad.

He looked a little like Peter Thiel's old bf.

I can't tell if he's an alcoholic or if his face is sunburned.

Doesn’t he have some crazy diet too? He basically starves himself.

Rasputin had a ginormous peasant cock and a hypnotic stare. He screwed all the whores and aristocracy of Saint Petersburg. Prince Yusopov, the gay grandee and reputed to be richer than the Tsar (and he was married to tsar's cousin) both hated and desired Rasputin. When Yusopov assassinated Raspy, he amputated his dick, and kept it in a velvet box, which he pulled out in his reduced yet elegant quarters in exile in Paris, to entertain his guests.

Does Jack measure up?

that beard is nasty. There were studies that showed those things are gross and probably has lice, bugs and food particles in them.

R9, Rasputin also had a notoriously, ungodly stench. He would not change his underwear for months and food would rot in his beard. In this respect, Dorsey may be living up to the comparison.

His hair went from dark blackish-brown to dark blonde. Weird.

Mark Z is usually in Tshirts and hoodies. At least he had the good sense to wear a suit and tie.

I imagine he must have amassed lotsa smegma all over his mutilated dong knob. Oh, yummy!!!

I imagine he must have amassed lotsa smegma all over his mutilated dong knob. Oh, yummy!!!

I'm not on any social media.

Curious: how does Twitter make money? Are they ads surrounding each tweet?

[quote] He's going full-on Howard Hughes

Yes, that who he reminded me of. Still, if he just trimmed and dyed his beard, he would probably look ok. Like this:

That's not a current photo OP. Dorsey's head is shorn, and his beard is trimmed close. He's been in the news lately quite cleaned up.

[quote]I imagine he must have amassed lotsa smegma all over his mutilated dong knob. Oh, yummy!!!

isn't that kind of an oxymoron? (not quite the exact definition but you get my point). If he's cut (i.e. "mutilated") he wouldn't be developing smegma.

Speaking of which, what is his sizemeat? And is he gay or str8?

There's a fascinating article about him in the WSJ this week.

He's like a character from "Silicon Valley"

Ice baths three times a day, went off to Africa for a few months to "see how people who have never had internet before respond to it" (while trying to run both Square and Twitter as CEO) and is "friends" with random Very Far Right and Very Far Left figures.

R19, he’s a tranny chaser. His girlfriend is a man.

He just put no effort into his appearance in OP's photo. Arguably one should before going in front of congress but I'm not his stylist.

When his beard is appropriately trimmed and he isn't dressed like he's homeless he's still a pretty handsome man. And that's without considering his fortune. Most on this thread would bend over in a heart beat

His beard coverage is lacking. He grows it long to distract.

R22 Agreed. Still handsome. People also conveniently forget how young he was in those old photos they're always comparing him to.

Has Dorsey ever had a serious girlfriend or boyfriend?

YouTube vidoe of him addressing Congress today.

I can only imagine the conversations between him and the Twitter Corp Comms and PR teams

R18. That's how he looked today LIVE on TV!

I wondered if he even took a shower today...

R27 I'll admit it he looks as if he's converted to Orthodox Judaism, and has been too busy studying at Yeshiva to take care of himself, but it wouldn't put me off. Nothing a hot bath and a beatd trim couldn't fix.

I find his voice sexy, and like his almost Canadian sounding American accent.

R18, this is a picture from his testimony before Congress today.

Yes. He really showed up before Congress looking like this.

Was he wearing his Kleenex box shoes?

Newsflash: Rich geniuses can be mentally ill. His lifestyle (diet, hobbies, ramblings) and appearance indicate he is not well.

I was promised a handsome man in this thread

Looks like he was video chatting from the outdoors.

[quote]I was promised a handsome man in this thread

It's a classic bait and switch like someone posting a 20 year picture of themselves on a dating app.

He looks like the disheveled crazy man on the community college campus who has been taking classes for 25 years.

Oh, you meant in terms of looks?

I had no idea he was once handsome. He looks like a hostage victim.

He looks pretty shit there granted. But people are greatly overestimating how much his look would be improved by just a simple haircut and shave.

This reminds me of those 90s movies where some nerdy unpopular girl gets a makeover from frumpy to hot but that they did is style her hair and give her contacts instead of glasses

When I first saw OP's picture I thought it was Pete Buttigieg next to Jack Dorsey.

R45 Well, the pic on the left was over twenty years ago. People forget that Dorsey came up with Twitter when he was a student at NYU. He's forty-five years-old now.

I like these sandals he's wearing below.

He deserves to fade away and die in excruciating pain for allowing dump to keep posting on Twitter. I hope he gets a really nasty incurable disease that plagued him for the rest of his miserable life.

R46 So there's a WikiFeet website? I guess there really is something on the internet for every taste.

He has nice feet. And in those pictures he looks pretty good I'd say! The beard is just completely out of control right now

He is rich enough to wear and appear as he wishes.

Jack just needs a lovely caftan. He'd fit right in with the DL crowd!

R49 He stopped dying his beard back in 2014. I think he still colours his hair. Yes, when it's trimmed nicely, he looks much better.

R48 There's a version with women's feet as well for anyone interested.

R51 Agreed, he'd look smashing in a caftan with those sandals. I'll happily volunteer to give him a bath, and a beard trim before he slips into that caftan you posted!

He looks absolutely disgusting. And he’s a wimp - he should have cussed Ted Cruz out for talking to him like that.

R18 You’re in denial. See R26.

The people who are saying he was handsome before are full of shit. He was geeky-cute at best. You know damn well if he wasn’t a billionaire you wouldn’t look twice at him on the street.

R55 No sir, I'm not. I already acknowledged that I was mistaken. I made the post @ R30. Several media outlets had been circulating photos of him cleaned up from back in July. Sorry, but I still like him. We don't all share the same taste. It's nothing to argue about really.

R56 My attraction has nothing to do with his $$$. I have a penchant for that Irish look he has. I don't mind scruffy men with beards either, in fact they're quite sexy to me.

Tom Cotton said Dorsey looked like a "homeless antifa protestor"

Tom Cotton should talk, he looks like a right extremist.

Between , that McAfee guy, and Elon Musk, I have to wonder- is it drugs? Or do all the genius tech guys get possessed by Aliens when they make certain breakthroughs?

^^When people become Billionaire Captains of Industry, they get weird. Like really REALLY weird.

[quote]Tom Cotton said Dorsey looked like a "homeless antifa protestor"

Oh, please, like that malnourished meerkat has any room to talk.

Not handsome beardless, not handsome bearded.

I think he looks like Mayor Pete's dissolute brother.

I am sorry but he looks like he smells. Also how short is he? Based on that picture of his interesting footwear choices.

He looks like he stores his bodily fluids in jars in his fridge.

This fucker tweets all the time, yet we’re halfway through June and he hasn’t said one damn thing about June being Pride Month, even though Twitter is supposed to be such a great place for gays to work. Yet he has plenty of time to tweet about cryptocurrency and Black issues (because he fetishizes Black culture).

Fuck him.

Is he a deeply religious person in private life? not because of the beard, but there is something very unsettling about him, he reminds of those fanatic people who devote themselves to certain things in life, religions, crossfit, diet...

Jack Dorsey could buy and sell a two bit, penny ante politician like Tom Cotton a thousand times over, and still have change to spare.

[quote] He's our Howard Hughes!

Howard Hughes had the excuse of being paranoid based on drug abuse. And that drug abuse was based on his injuries he got in his fifth (!) plane crash.

How can you be a well functioning CEO of two major companies at the same time? Twitter is fine but not without problems and needs constant attention. Square is basically still a start-up. It has a solid foundation and great prospects, and it's still growing exponentially. How can one man be an effective CEO for both of these needy companies?

Jim McKelvey pretty much runs Square, R72.

Rasputin by North Coast Brewing is a delicious Russian Imperial Stout. 🍺

Will he grow his nails long, save his pee, and only allow himself to be attended to by Mormon ladies?

Just yesterday he tweeted about Juneteenth (once again showing his obsession with Black culture), but STILL hasn’t said shirt about Pride Month🏳️‍🌈.

Asshole.

He tweeted about Juneteenth yesterday because yesterday the senate passed a bill making it a federal holiday genius. It wasn't a random "obsession". Some people watch news

Wait, so are banks going to be closed in 3 days? Do I not have to go to work?

R78 only the senate passed it so far. It's theoretically possible but highly unlikely the House passes it before the end of the week. That said, the House is expected to pass it easily when is does finally come up for a vote. The Senate was the tougher lift

R77 No dummy. He is ALWAYS a posting about Black-related things. He’s obsessed.

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