Cole Sprouse is REALLY REALLY FAT NOW

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by Anonymousreply 55November 16, 2021 12:01 AM

Too many cupcakes and quesadillas.

by Anonymousreply 2May 30, 2021 8:03 PM

Dylan has a way better jawline

by Anonymousreply 3May 30, 2021 8:04 PM

Disordered eating is really common among actors.

by Anonymousreply 4May 30, 2021 8:11 PM

They look like flyover people.

by Anonymousreply 6June 12, 2021 1:35 PM

His downfall is almost complete.

by Anonymousreply 8June 12, 2021 2:15 PM

The Sprouse twins are the male Olsens. Blond, blue-eyed and monotone. Now look creepy. Couldn't act and were more annoying than cute.

by Anonymousreply 9June 30, 2021 3:57 AM

It’s incredible to see this happen to a nearly perfect twink.

by Anonymousreply 10June 30, 2021 4:02 AM

Jesus, the inner ugly is rising to the surface…and under his chin.

by Anonymousreply 11June 30, 2021 4:05 AM

While he's definitely gained weight, that angle on the first picture is particularly bad. He looks closer to normal in the other pics.

by Anonymousreply 12June 30, 2021 4:18 AM

There wasn't a lot of quality raw material to begin with.

by Anonymousreply 13June 30, 2021 4:21 AM

R9 except the Olsen twins are worth hundreds of millions. Those other two, not so much.

by Anonymousreply 14June 30, 2021 4:50 AM

The obvious question to be asked here is, why is he carrying a toaster?!

by Anonymousreply 15June 30, 2021 5:00 AM

Something fat! FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT… 😵

by Anonymousreply 16June 30, 2021 5:11 AM

"The Sprouse twins are the male Olsens"

Could the Olsens do this?

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by Anonymousreply 17June 30, 2021 1:56 PM

He looks like goddamn plate of poutine he must have just ravished.

by Anonymousreply 18June 30, 2021 1:59 PM

I watched Suite Life during my middle school years. I never thought the Sprouse twins were cute then. They seemed annoying then and even though around my age they looked so much younger. I was more into the guy that played Maddie or London's boy of the week. Anyway, the Sprouses are good-looking men now. I could always tell them apart just like with the Olsens. Cole was taller and had an oval face and never smiled as much. Dylan, shorter and chubbier and more jovial. I think Cole is better looking but Dylan has a way better personalty.

by Anonymousreply 19November 15, 2021 8:40 PM

Is he a large boy? Big through the hips? Roomy?

by Anonymousreply 20November 15, 2021 8:46 PM

I'll love Cole in any shape of form. Big fan here. Hehe I said big.

by Anonymousreply 21November 15, 2021 8:53 PM

I read some interview in this alternative fashion magazine I forgot the name of that had Cole Sprouse featured. He mentioned how he and his brother grew up in Hollywood, were acting since they were babies and thus never had a normal childhood. So they opted to attend a university and live on the dorms to get an experience being regular teens. Cole always seems like he is trying too hard to prove himself as this great artist. Dylan worked as a waiter in an NY restaurant and was hounded by nosy fangirls. He joked and said he wanted money for his video game addiction. Dylan just seems like a more pleasant person. When his dick pics leaked, he laughed it off.

by Anonymousreply 22November 15, 2021 8:55 PM

Dylan and Cole were actually chubby when they were on the Suite Life.

They started to lose the weight when they were in their teens, but they obviously had a propensity towards gaining weight.

That Cole is getting heavier now, is really not surprising. However, I am surprised that Riverdale isn't ragging on him about it. Especially when you have workout monster KJ Apa standing next to him.

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by Anonymousreply 23November 15, 2021 8:55 PM

I can't tell, but is Cole the heavier one in this photo.

It seems that one of the twins was always bigger than the other.

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by Anonymousreply 24November 15, 2021 8:56 PM

Those were some fat kids.

by Anonymousreply 25November 15, 2021 8:57 PM

Yea, cause blonde, blue eyed and beautiful is so monotonous, give us something ugly and yuck like R9 to break the monotony.

by Anonymousreply 26November 15, 2021 8:58 PM

R21 You really are faithful. For better and for worse.

by Anonymousreply 27November 15, 2021 8:59 PM

I think Cole was the thinner one, and Dylan was heavier.

But I honestly can't tell which is which.

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by Anonymousreply 28November 15, 2021 9:01 PM

They did get fatter towards the end of the first series. Cole lost a lot of weight during Suite Life on Deck while Dylan was still a bit heavier.

by Anonymousreply 29November 15, 2021 9:02 PM

R28 I think so, Dylan was chubby child, but he turned out to be handsomer as adult.

by Anonymousreply 30November 15, 2021 9:03 PM

Cole was usually thinner and had more of a neutral, shy expression. The roles they played as Zack and Cody seemed accurate enough to their real personalities.

by Anonymousreply 31November 15, 2021 9:04 PM

What is the difference between Suite Life and Suite Life on Devk?

by Anonymousreply 32November 15, 2021 9:05 PM

What is the difference between Suite Life and Suite Life on Deck?

by Anonymousreply 33November 15, 2021 9:06 PM

Everyone got the memo that Zelda* is an ugly name, right?

by Anonymousreply 34November 15, 2021 9:06 PM

Like with Mary-Kate and Ashley as they aged. The plots of Zack and Cody switching identities as they entered their mid-teens got harder to believe because they looked and sounded different. Twins are only truly identical when young.

by Anonymousreply 35November 15, 2021 9:08 PM

Isn't Cole a gay homosexual?

by Anonymousreply 36November 15, 2021 9:11 PM

They started losing weight in their teens, after the show ended.

The shorter one started looking like Zac Efron.

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by Anonymousreply 37November 15, 2021 9:12 PM

You can tell them apart. Cole (left), Dylan (right). Cole has a thinner face, bigger eyes. Dylan has narrow eyes and a rounder face.

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by Anonymousreply 38November 15, 2021 9:14 PM

They look better to me in their 20s. They had some sort of weird delayed puberty thing going on which made them look 12 for a long time.

by Anonymousreply 40November 15, 2021 9:17 PM

R39 I would have needed smelling salts if I met them there.

by Anonymousreply 41November 15, 2021 9:18 PM

Oh, and they clearly must have had weight issues when younger, because Dylan outright mentions it in this post.

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by Anonymousreply 42November 15, 2021 9:18 PM

Maybe they got genes that give them the propensity for gaining weight. The Jonas Brothers have it too, their father is huge and Nick works extra hard to not become fat.

by Anonymousreply 43November 15, 2021 9:20 PM

Exactly, R43.

Same for Taylor Lautner.

He went from RIPPED in the Twilight movies, to totally porking out.

He had to work hard at it (I'm sure), but now he's back to a good weight.

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by Anonymousreply 45November 15, 2021 9:24 PM

I agree, R46.

His face really changed a lot from when he was younger.

It's much less round now, and more angular.

I don't understand why he doesn't get more acting gigs.

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by Anonymousreply 47November 15, 2021 9:37 PM

He was great in the Five Feet Apart film. He was so thin and pale in those days that it was concerning. How much weight do you think he has gained?

by Anonymousreply 48November 15, 2021 9:48 PM

[quote] He was so thin and pale in those days that it was concerning

I agree. He looked very sickly after his weight loss. Almost anemic.

I'll bet he probably was eating very little, to maintain that weight.

I used to be the same way, and there comes a point when you say "fuck it," and just start eating what you want. That's when the weight gain happens.

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by Anonymousreply 49November 15, 2021 9:53 PM

I don't know what he was doing at this point, but just look at the bags under his eyes.

He was thin, but he also looked unhealthy.

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by Anonymousreply 50November 15, 2021 9:54 PM

Meanwhile, Dylan just posted this on Instagram.

Hot DAMN!

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by Anonymousreply 51November 15, 2021 10:01 PM

Here's Cole's Instagram.

Clearly, he's not overweight.

But he is looking/acting a bit bizarre.

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by Anonymousreply 52November 15, 2021 10:03 PM

R49, This weight thing, the extreme thinness, could be a result of seeing his brother battle weight issues, along with reading the public comments about all of that when they were young actors. Maybe the guy has been hungry for 20+ years. He did gain some covid weight but it appears he has taken off a lot of it recently.

by Anonymousreply 53November 15, 2021 10:21 PM

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