Ive Never Had A Wet Dream in My Life

No. I jerk off too much so I never have them.

by Anonymousreply 1August 26, 2019 2:48 AM

My brother-in-law never did either....my sister told me

by Anonymousreply 3August 26, 2019 2:49 AM

Only had one around age 12.

by Anonymousreply 4August 26, 2019 2:50 AM

I had a couple during puberty. You’re not missing much other than the mess.

by Anonymousreply 5August 26, 2019 2:51 AM

Try to edge yourself tonight before bed, OP. You'll enjoy the journey.

by Anonymousreply 6August 26, 2019 2:51 AM

My brother never did and then he died.

by Anonymousreply 7August 26, 2019 2:53 AM

I believe these only happen for young boys who do not masturbate, or some teens who don't do it often enough. Maybe monks and priests who take their celibacy vows seriously.

by Anonymousreply 11August 26, 2019 3:02 AM

I have them every once in a while because I rarely use other avenues. I’ve had very clear ones and the feeling can be INTENSE. Others can be ho hum . Lustful thoughts just keep adding up until they trigger the dreams. And they’re messy.

by Anonymousreply 12August 26, 2019 3:09 AM

In my thirties and still get them. Thing is I get plenty of sex and jerking off. Very intense sensations and feeling.

by Anonymousreply 13August 26, 2019 3:18 AM

I only had them before I started jerking off at 11 years old. I WISH I had one every night.

by Anonymousreply 14August 26, 2019 3:18 AM

OP .. How 'bout morning wood?

by Anonymousreply 15August 26, 2019 3:21 AM

Doctors say if you’re a chronic masturbator, your chances of having a wet dream are slim to none.

by Anonymousreply 16August 26, 2019 3:23 AM

Is "chronic" more than three times per day?

by Anonymousreply 17August 26, 2019 3:32 AM

Masturbation or frequent sex isn't a sure way of not having wet dreams. I'm in my mid 30's and I still have them several times a year, sometimes after jacking off or having sex before going to bed.

by Anonymousreply 18August 26, 2019 3:33 AM

I've posted this before here. I don't remember my dreams, all my life. I have zero sense that I have dreamed. I have never had a wet dream, a nightmare, any of the common dreams people talk about. I was in therapy and the Dr said I need to keep a pad and pencil by the bed and write down what I remember and she couldn't understand I wake up with zero sense of dreaming. Not even, well I think I dreamed but can't remember, no nothing. She actually yelled at me that "Everybody dreams!" and that was the last session with her.

by Anonymousreply 19August 26, 2019 3:39 AM

Yes. The incubus would leave notes, calling me a Fat Whore and insisting that surprise anal is better pre-lubed.

by Anonymousreply 20August 26, 2019 3:40 AM

I once had one the night after seeing the hottest motorcycle cop in the world wearing knee high boots.

by Anonymousreply 21August 26, 2019 3:53 AM

R19 that’s a blessing. I dream all the time and it really affects my mood for the day. Nightmares are terrible.

by Anonymousreply 22August 26, 2019 3:54 AM

Me neither! I have jerked off daily since I was six years old. I have never had a wet dream! I've had prostititis many times because of jerking off too much. But I always wondered what a wet dream is like. Now, I"m 50 and I my ejaculate volume is so low, that I'm concerned. But really, if you're cum volume drops, isn't that a good thing? Who loves cum? Not me.

by Anonymousreply 23August 26, 2019 4:03 AM

Since you were six?? WTF??!

by Anonymousreply 24August 26, 2019 4:12 AM

[quote] I've had prostititis many times because of jerking off too much.

Really? Never heard that. I suffered from bouts of prostatitis for several years. The only thing that cleared it up was antibiotics and masturbation to get the antibiotics to cross the barrier into the prostate, which is difficult to do. In fact, my urologist recommend it.

Never had a wet dream, but plenty of morning wood.

by Anonymousreply 25August 26, 2019 4:23 AM

r24 I was "touched". TMI for this board. But yes. It's called hyper-sexuality. I jerked myself silly until i realized there were boys who were into doing it for me! Then I was in heaven!

by Anonymousreply 26August 26, 2019 5:02 AM

Never. Only guys who don't masturbate a lot have them.

by Anonymousreply 27August 26, 2019 7:04 AM

had a lot of them starting in puberty, decreased over time and disappeared after 50 very intense and enjoyable, dreams involve sex the way you want it to be, not the way it actually often happens

by Anonymousreply 28August 30, 2019 12:27 AM

Is that the song that was discarded from "Guys and Dolls" and replaced by "I've Never Been in Love Before"?

by Anonymousreply 29August 30, 2019 12:29 AM

OP Are you the Wet Dream troll?

by Anonymousreply 30August 30, 2019 12:31 AM

I had them all the time in my teens, as I didn’t masturbate until I was 20.

by Anonymousreply 31August 30, 2019 12:31 AM

R19, you have no idea how luck you are, I don't remember the majority of my dreams but when I do, it is all something negative, nothing pleasant. If I have sex dreams I don't remember them, most of the dreams I remember is just like Murphy's Law, if some thing can go wrong it will go wrong. My dreams are disturbing to say the least and I would be happy if I never remembered another dream.

by Anonymousreply 32August 30, 2019 12:47 AM

R19 I had intense dreams on the nicotine patch. I suggest taking up smoking and quitting.

by Anonymousreply 33August 30, 2019 12:53 AM

I played with my dick starting at an early age; I can remember being four years old and enjoying the sensations. But I wouldn't call it masturbating, because it didn't lead anywhere. I think I preferred to play with it when it was soft, and I would stop when it got hard.

It wasn't until I was about 12 years old that I enjoyed rubbing my erect penis, and I would go to my bedroom and hump my pillow. When I was 14, I was humping my pillow again (it was late afternoon and I just gotten home from school), when I had my first orgasm with ejaculation. It freaked me out, because it both felt good and it hurt a little bit, and I didn't know what this sticky goo was. A few days later I was at it again, and this time it felt great. From then on I couldn't stop. When I was a teenager, I had to beat off every day. It seems funny to me that it would take five years from that time to lose my virginity. I was always a late bloomer.

I have had sexy dreams, but I never had a wet dream.

by Anonymousreply 34August 30, 2019 1:23 AM

Dream of Dump dying... you’ll cream your sheets OP

by Anonymousreply 35August 30, 2019 1:30 AM

[quote][R19] I had intense dreams on the nicotine patch. I suggest taking up smoking and quitting.

Nope, was a smoker, two packs a day and nothing.

by Anonymousreply 37August 30, 2019 2:00 AM

I’ve never had one either. I started masturbating before I could ejaculate. I have had some very vivid sex dreams but none that made me cum in my sleep.

by Anonymousreply 38August 30, 2019 2:51 AM

r38 maybe that is the case, I started having sex early - 13 so I am guessing my wet dreams were not dreams lol

by Anonymousreply 39August 30, 2019 2:23 PM

"Well I never in all my life" had a wet dream!

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by Anonymousreply 40August 30, 2019 2:46 PM

Never. Not once. Highly unlikely now, as I'm an old coot.

by Anonymousreply 41August 30, 2019 3:19 PM

I remember learning about them in a Judy Blume book. I never had one that I can recall.

by Anonymousreply 42August 30, 2019 3:30 PM

Had a few. Two most memorable:

About age 12, I woke up still humping the bed while my dick spasmed intensely.

Age 19, in bed, face-up, around 3am, during basic training. The trick to avoid making your bed from scratch every morning was to tuck sheets and blanket under as tight as possible, then slip under the covers. The sheet and blanket was so tight I humped upward into them during a dream and totally creamed my shorts. Had to get up, wash, change shorts, and get back to sleep.

by Anonymousreply 43August 30, 2019 3:35 PM

R43 Cumming in the barracks? You just provided the basics for a few wet dreams here tonight.

by Anonymousreply 44August 30, 2019 5:08 PM

I posted in this thread yesterday, so I had wet dreams on my mind. Last night, I had two dreams that were very vivid. Both dreams were about Pete Buttigieg.

In the first dream, I was at a Buttigieg campaign event, and it was crowded with supporters and members of the media. Pete came up to me and started a conversation. Right away, there was a crowd of people around us, and cameras and lights recording every moment. Then he started to flirt with me, and put his arm around me, and his face was right in front of mine, and I could clearly look right into his eyes. And I was thinking, "This is so embarrassing, to be flirting with Mayor Pete in front of all these people and having it recorded. I don't want to be on the news tonight." Then I woke up.

The second dream, oddly enough, also starred Pete. This time, we were together in his bedroom, just the two of us. It was like the scene that would have followed the previous dream. This time I was very attracted to him, and clearly we were in a place that was intimate and I could relax. I started unbuttoning my shirt, anticipating that we were going to have sex. But instead of flirting with me -- as he had done in the previous dream -- he started talking about his policy positions. This went on for some time, and I couldn't get his attention back on track to the great sex that we were supposed to be having. I was thinking, "All he does is talk about politics."

All of my dreams have a recurring theme of embarrassment or frustration.

by Anonymousreply 45August 30, 2019 6:36 PM

[Quote]I had them all the time in my teens, as I didn’t masturbate until I was 20.

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU???

by Anonymousreply 46August 30, 2019 6:59 PM

I had a pretty interesting life as a young man R44. I find it comforting to think about some of those times just before falling asleep.

by Anonymousreply 47August 30, 2019 7:24 PM

🎶You are not alone, for I am here with you little one 🎶

by Anonymousreply 50August 30, 2019 7:57 PM

I've never had one either, although when I was a teenager I had a bizarre sex dream where I was fucking Nicole Kidman, which makes absolutely zero sense considering I am 1000% gay. I think I had recently watched Eyes Wide Shut. I am still baffled by it to this day.

by Anonymousreply 51August 30, 2019 7:57 PM

I can remember one or two, early teens.

by Anonymousreply 54September 1, 2019 5:44 PM

Never a one. I barely have sex dreams at all, anyway - probably four in my whole 51 years, though the fourth was just a few days ago where I got to play with a hot dudes ass.

by Anonymousreply 56September 1, 2019 6:14 PM

I had them before I discovered jerking off. That was around 11 or so.

by Anonymousreply 57September 1, 2019 9:20 PM

Even if you have a lot of wet dreams it doesn't mean there's anything wrong with you. Some guys have wet dreams a few times a week. Others may only have a couple of wet dreams during their entire life.

Once you start releasing sperm by masturbating or having sex with a partner, you may have fewer wet dreams.

by Anonymousreply 58September 2, 2019 3:17 AM

Just checking, R58. Lots of good facts here, but no photos.

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by Anonymousreply 59September 2, 2019 2:49 PM

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